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Issue 47 · Mar 31Sample

01 · Who moved

Caps
G2 · Mid
94
▲ 6

02 · The number

3–0

G2 swept Gen.G at First Stand — one result that re-priced the LCK-as-default narrative overnight.


03 · The argument

Everyone’s writing the Gen.G obituary again. The table says they’ve dropped, which is real — and still leaves them near the top. Obituary’s early.


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